This is more sad than funny--it makes me wonder about (1) education and
(2) morals??
>Who's the Daddy?????
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child
>Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or
>putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the >forms.
>Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
>
>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
>fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
>father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
>night.
>
>2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
>bring sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
>provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
>this helps.
>
>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived
>at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met
>that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do
>manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number?
>Thanks.
>
>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
>that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
>yo can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
>replaced.
>
>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a
>letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and
>that he is the Saver risen again.
>
>6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do
>so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the
>economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
>Please advise.
>
>7. I do not know who the father of my child w as as they all look the same
>to me.
>
>8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him, can
>you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at
>the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
>
>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
>World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
>
>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
>sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
>If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
>8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.
>
>11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like
>when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
Sad and yet Funny
Love Madie
