Why we split up......

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, $150.00 for a cut and color,
$30.00 for a manicure, $40.00 for a pedicure, $50.00 on vitamins, $300.00
on clothes and $600.00 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

Love You my Friends, Madie

Hello to all my Friends on the Stream, I be gone for the weekend so I would like to say


Love you all, Madie

Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted
by a well-known artist.

She told the artist, "Paint me with one-carat diamond earrings,

a large 3 carat diamond ring with baquettes... glimmering
emerald and diamond bracelets, and a beautiful, 5 carat red ruby and diamond pendant."

"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," said Mrs Johnson. "My health is not good and
my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want that
bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
Hugs to every one, Love Madie

I just learned to put Pictures in my Post and all the smiley little guys. I am Happy Happy and my toes are tickling. Love Madie

This should be the phone greeting of every company and government agency in the US:

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
Press "1" for English.
Press "2" to disconnect until you have learned to speak English.

I had to learn and I am still learning.
And thank you to all my friends on the stream I learn ever more.
I love all of you for helping me and the best thing ever happen to me is to meet so many people I can call my friends. Love to all Madie.