48 Years ago on a Sunday March the 13th my Mom died, I was 16 and alone. She did not get to see me get Married or see her Grandchildren,I never had a Mom go shopping withs me or could cry on her shoulder when I was sad.
She never got to see how well and terific and good her Grandchildren
turned out. I don't care how old you get or when you lost your Mom it is a Heart broken and it never can be mended. My Mom always said
"Don't put flowers on my grave,give them to me when Iam still alive"
I never did, with 16 you got other things on your mind and you never think one day Mom is gone. My children are so good to me and I get flowers all the time,but it would be a pleasure if my Mom could see it. Take care of her if you still got a Mom. Spend time with her because you don't know how long you got her. I Love You Mom.



Love you all my Friends and have a great Day, Madie

Judge to prostitute, "So when did you realize you were raped?"

Prostitute, wiping away tears: "When the check bounced."


Have a Great Wednesday,Love you all Madie

THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A HOCKEY GAME. THREE MEN WERE

SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND.

BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY

BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE
NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO
MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE,

THE FIRST GUY SAID, " I THINK I'M GOING
TO MOVE TO UTAH . THERE ARE ONLY

100 NUNS LIVING THERE."

THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I

WANT TO GO TO MONTANA THERE
ARE ONLY 5O
NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO .
THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS
LIVING THERE."

ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED
AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A

VERY SWEET
AND CALM VOICE SAID, "WHY
DON'T YOU GO TO HELL . THERE

AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."



Have a Great Weekend my Friends, Love you Madie

Hello My Friends



Love you all and a HAPPY FRIDAY, Madie

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!] < /P>

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
In Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

and now I got you smiling, here is a great one to make you laugh




Hope your day is a good one, Love you all, Madie