There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror,
And noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
"Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she did and
She had a wonderful day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had
Only two hairs on her head.
"H-M-M, " she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today."
So she did and she had a grand day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had
Only one hair on her head.
"Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So
She did and she had a fun, fun day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there
Wasn't a single hair on her head.
"YEAH!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"
Attitude is everything
Have a Good Day! Love to all Madie.
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Wednesday morning at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 clock,
The time and date will be
01:02:03 04/05/06
That won't ever happen again!!!
You may now return to your (normal????)Life if you got one.
Be happy my Friends and SMILE.
Wish you all a good day, Madie.
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Well my Friends I now walk around the block sometimes twice without huffing and puffing. Thank you to all for your comments.I talk now and then to a fellow blogger who makes me feel so good I go right out and walk. He is my secret weapon. We talk about everything and that is so cool. I still bake cookies but have to stop now because my Blood Sugar is way to high. You are all very helpful and I am glad I have your shoulders to cry on. We have a very nice Spring Day and it makes you Smile. I love you all and take care.
I try to take one day at a time---but sometimes several days attack me at once (Jennifer Unlimited) Have a great day!!! Cyberhugs Madie
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Give us the sense of humor
Give us the sense to see a joke
To get some humor out of life
And pass it on to other folk.
I think we need way more laughter in our Life. And I like to be funny.
Hope all of you have a good evening and SMILE. Hug's Madie
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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions where, the short story had to contain the following three things
1 Religion
2 Sexuality
3 Mystery
Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class,
GOOD GOD, I AM PREGNANT, I WONDER WHO DID IT.
Love you all, Madie
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