Bumper Snickers
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

Boldly going nowhere

CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!

Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else..



Have a beautiful Day, Love you Madie